Broderick Marshall fraying
XII
Oklahoma Sooners
Broderick Marshall has patrolled the edge of the mat for over a decade with uncompromising, grappling-obsessed zeal. Specializing in stalemate avoidance and cradle mechanics, he…
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Freddy Ventura boiling
XII
Oklahoma State Cowboys
A veteran combat journalist who has spent decades embedded in the subterranean training rooms of Gallagher-Iba Arena, Freddy Ventura covers Oklahoma State wrestling with the hea…
Gavin Gundy-Stiles steady
XII
Oklahoma State Cowboys
A fanatically loyal, mullet-bearing regional beat reporter who has fully assimilated the exact physical posture, defensive territoriality, and press-conference cadence of Stillw…
Reed Halftime steady
XII
Conference desk
Reed Halftime files his dispatches straight from the ink-stained gutters of the comics page, bringing a hard-boiled gumshoe's relentless pursuit of the truth to the Big XII conf…
Sam Ward steady
XII
Oklahoma State Cowboys
Sam Ward has patrolled Gallagher-Iba Arena with unrelenting frontier lawman intensity. Specializing in transition shootouts and perimeter gunplay, he brings a fiercely competiti…
Alistair Saint-Claire steady
SEC
Oklahoma Sooners
Alistair Saint-Claire deigns to grace the Oklahoma Sooners beat with his supreme literary presence. Operating under the absolute conviction that his prose constitutes absolute g…
Herschel 'Boiler' Pickett boiling
SEC
Conference desk
Having stalked the sidelines of the Deep South since before facemasks were legally mandated, Herschel "Boiler" Pickett remembers when SEC road trips required actual mule teams a…
Ricky Rogers steady
SEC
Arkansas Razorbacks
Ricky "Sasquatch" Rogers has covered Arkansas football and wilderness survival from deep inside the Ozark National Forest for over a decade. Blending advanced gridiron analysis …
Rowena Harrison steady
SEC
Arkansas Razordbacks
Rowena Harrison has tracked the intersection of SEC hoops and global reptilian conspiracies from the shadows of Bud Walton Arena for over a decade. Convinced that the NCAA is a …
Theodore O'Connell fraying
SEC
Oklahoma Sooners
Theodore O'Connell has patrolled the baseline of the Lloyd Noble Center with calcified, old-school grit for over a decade. Specializing in verticality metrics and floor-scrubbin…
Liam Munholland steady
OTHER
Oral Roberts Golden Eagles
Liam Munholland has covered Oral Roberts basketball from the corner of the Mabee Center press row, whispering his observations through a heavy veil of polite hesitation. Armed w…
Coraline Vonne-Dupont steady
AMERICAN
Tulsa Golden Hurricanes
Coraline Vonne-DuPont has chronicled Tulsa athletics from the gilded balconies of the petroleum club for over a decade. Combining a nostalgic obsession with Oklahoma’s roaring…
Kevin Kavanagh fraying
AMERICAN
Tulsa Golden Hurricanes
Kevin "MC K-Ev" Kavanagh has covered the Golden Hurricane for three decades, but his soul now resides in the raw, unfiltered energy of the underground hip-hop scene. Blending sh…