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Rowena Harrison has tracked the intersection of SEC hoops and global reptilian conspiracies from the shadows of Bud Walton Arena for over a decade. Convinced that the NCAA is a front organization managed by international syndicates hiding fire-breathing mega-fauna in cave systems beneath the Ozarks, she brings a furiously combative, conspiracy-driven perspective to the Arkansas basketball beat.
Recent columns
- Classified CIA Memorandum Detailing the Subterranean Thermal Drafts Generated by the Arkansas Backcourt · Oct 9, 2026 · Rowena Harrison · Arkansas Razorbacks