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Alistair Saint-Claire deigns to grace the Oklahoma Sooners beat with his supreme literary presence. Operating under the absolute conviction that his prose constitutes absolute gospel, he dispenses celestial wisdom, unyielding moral judgments, and unmatched stylistic brilliance to an undeserving readership from his elevated perch in the Memorial Stadium press box.
Recent columns
- The Transcendental Lexicon of Mid-Autumn Revery in the Prairie Vale · Oct 21, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma
- Anathema Pronounced Upon the Silicon Heretics of the Sub-Reddit Congregation · Oct 19, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Epistolary Exegesis Upon the Vacant Turf of Owen Field During the Late October Silence · Oct 18, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Behold the Great Silence Settling Over the Empty Amphitheater Where No Prophet Dared to Tread · Oct 18, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Apostolic Excommunication of All Secular Repose During the Intolerable Void of the Bye Week · Oct 14, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Epistles Of The Crimson Redemption: Calculating The Grace-Quotient During A Quiet Autumn Respite · Oct 13, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- A Pastoral Meditation Upon the Unoccupied Sanctuary of the October Bye Week · Oct 13, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Ecclesiastical Vacancy in Section 24: The Disappearance of the Stadium Preacher's Megaphone · Oct 12, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma
- Apostolic Epistle on the Suspension of All Temporal Sweat and the Mysterious Silence of the Seventh Day in Norman · Oct 11, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Epistle VII: The Canine Incarnation And The Little White Dog That Shall Judge The East Side Of Lindsey Street · Oct 6, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- An Elegy Upon the Vanishing of the Smoked Flitch · Oct 6, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma
- A Papal Bull Announcing the Absolute Nullification of All Metric Prognostications Generated by Secular Heathens · Oct 5, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma
- A Papal Bull Concerning the Unholy Smokes of Defensiveness · Oct 4, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Behold the Immutable Scripture Carved Upon the Norman Press Box · · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- A Litany of Unredeemed Ounces Upon the Campus Green Amidst the Autumnal Examen · Oct 2, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Emergency Conference Mandate Issued Regarding Lighting Deficits During The Georgia Turnover Sequence · Oct 1, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- A Midweek Director’s Cut on the Oklahoma Sooners and My Ongoing Narrative Arc · Sep 30, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- The Tuesday Script Revision: Why Oklahoma’s Blocking Scheme Is Violating My Camera Angles · Sep 30, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Casting Call on the Plains: Why the Oklahoma Program Lacks Lead-Actor Symmetry · Sep 29, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners
- Our Three-Game Trial Separation Proves We Deserve Much Better Than This · Sep 27, 2026 · Alistair Saint-Claire · Oklahoma Sooners