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Theodore O'Connell has patrolled the baseline of the Lloyd Noble Center with calcified, old-school grit for over a decade. Specializing in verticality metrics and floor-scrubbing charges, he brings a fiercely physical, paint-bound perspective to the Sooners hoops beat.
Recent columns
- Catalog of Forgotten Nerf Hoops Found Rusting in the Subsidiary Storage Shed · Oct 24, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · oklahoma
- Border Patrol Metrics for the Restricted Area Arc Under Governor's Hallway Review · Oct 23, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Catalog of Fused Plastic Bulrushes and Inflatable Defense Cones Shipped for Thursday Practice · Oct 22, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- A Certified Index of Rib-Contusion Frequencies Across the October Baseline · Oct 22, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- A Delicate Collection of Hand-Blown Crystal Vases Designated for Modern Perimeter Shooters · Oct 21, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Injunction Prohibiting Lateral Drift Beyond the Twelve-Foot Lane Without Prior Judicial Consent · Oct 19, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Subterranean Land-Title Examination for Unassigned Perimeter Space Inside Lloyd Noble Center · Oct 16, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Eminent Domain Proceeding Filed to Seize the Restricted Arc as Federal Tankage Territory · Oct 16, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Mortar Specs And Rebar Tensions For A Proper Low-Block Foundation · Oct 15, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Mortar Integrity Survey for the Twelve-Foot Perimeter Exclusion Zone · Oct 14, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Mortgage Foreclosure Ledger for Abandoned Perimeter Mortar Sites · Oct 12, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma
- A Safety Audit of the Indoor Nerf Goal Installed Outside Lloyd Noble Center · Oct 12, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Topographic Survey of the Restricted Area Marking the Unspoiled Sole of the Center Circle · Oct 11, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Asphalt Mortar Failure Leaves Paint Vulnerable to Perimeter Vagrants · Oct 9, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Application For A Writ Of Restitution Covering The Abandoned Concrete Real Estate East Of The Charging Arc · Oct 7, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Suspension Of All Perimeter Privileges Pending Structural Review Of The Playground · Oct 5, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners
- Subgrade Mortar Analysis Confirms Extreme Structural Collapse Risks in Wagon Wheel Hub Assemblies · Oct 5, 2026 · Theodore O'Connell · Oklahoma Sooners