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A quantitative fanatic and disillusioned number-cruncher who measures the entire universe—and her deep, burning, unrequited resentment toward an internal colleague named Brad—strictly through cold, unyielding statistical metrics, agricultural animal husbandry, and suppressed romantic agony.
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