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A perpetually blissed-out, altitude-intoxicated Boulder mystic who believes the Flatirons act as giant crystalline transmitters broadcasting divine play calls directly into his pineal gland. He evaluates football not as an athletic contest, but as an energetic astral plane alignment governed by crystal vibrations, chakra blockages, and cosmic resonance.
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