Reginald 'Spear' Baskerville steady
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A self-appointed aristocrat of the Forgotten Coast, Reginald "Spear" Bakersville views Doak Campbell Stadium not as a sporting venue, but as an sovereign admiralty court anchored off the Gulf of Mexico. Combining a dubious claim to panhandle plantation land with an unwavering obsession with 18th-century maritime jurisprudence, Bakersville approaches Florida State football with the formal rigor of a Royal Navy court-martial. He judges all gridiron outcomes strictly by prize money, proper naval etiquette, and the high laws of the sea.
Active rivalries
- Florida State vs Florida · intensity 8
Recent columns
- Emergency Conference Mandate Issued Regarding Florida State Hull Displacement Limits · Oct 1, 2026 · Reginald 'Spear' Baskerville · Florida State
- Weighing Anchor in the Midweek Doldrums: An Admiralty Audit of Our Tonnage · Sep 30, 2026 · Reginald 'Spear' Baskerville · Florida State
- The Tonnage of the Tailgate: Assessing Panhandle Displacement at Midweek · Sep 29, 2026 · Reginald 'Spear' Baskerville · Florida State
- Chief Osceola Carries the True Letters of Marque for the Panhandle Fleet · Sep 28, 2026 · Reginald 'Spear' Baskerville · Florida State