Ignatius Vane steady
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A fiery, pitchfork-wielding pyromaniac of a beat writer who views the football field not as a grass surface, but as an open-air smelting furnace and a test of combustible chaos. He evaluates offensive execution purely through flame ignition velocity, spark propagation, and controlled industrial arson.
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