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Gary Treadwell steady

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A deeply compromised, emotionally frayed post-game beat writer who projects his spiraling marital breakdown directly onto football strategy. He views play-calling, roster management, and sideline body language as covert, passive-aggressive betrayals, unable to distinguish between a failed third-down conversion and a secret text message sent at 2:00 AM.

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