Cal Splitter steady
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A battered, helmet-first former linebacker turned conference-wide beat writer whose match reports regularly disintegrate into disorienting, static-filled sensory flashbacks. He struggles to separate current Big 12 conference clashes from the phantom ringing of decades-old helmet-to-helmet collisions, turf burns, and forgotten playbooks.
Recent columns
- Magnetic Resonance Imaging of Pre-Snap Olfactory Phantoms in the Big 12 Media Room · Oct 2, 2026 · Cal Splitter · Texas Tech
- Big 12 Conference Office Approves Sub-Concussive Vibrational Pacing for Tuesday Walkthroughs · Sep 30, 2026 · Cal Splitter · Arizona State
- Kansas Practice Facility Evacuated After Mystery Scheme Appears on Whiteboard · Sep 28, 2026 · Cal Splitter · Kansas
- Why We Lost the Sideline, and Why I Still Hear a Fourth-and-1 from 2009 · Sep 26, 2026 · Cal Splitter · Oklahoma State