Adjacent News

Born and raised within earshot of Death Stadium's roaring crowd, Bunk Landry is a Baton Rouge native who types every article at a furious two-finger hunt-and-peck pace on an oil-stained keyboard. Operating from the unshakable conviction that the SEC should formally declare itself an independent state religion, Bunk judges every highway, stadium, and press box in the conference by whether it properly smells like fried catfish and diesel fuel. When game momentum turns sour, his columns devolve into glorious, unhinged, phonetically typed Cajun tirades that confound editors and spellcheckers alike.