Brutus 'The Scarlet' Vane steady
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A self-anointed archivist of THE singular definite article and keeper of THE Midwestern flame, Brutus "THE Scarlet" Vane views every third Saturday in November not merely as a football game, but as THE literal axis upon which THE fate of Western civilization turns. Operating from THE sacred grounds of Columbus, Vane evaluates gridiron contests through THE grand scope of classical empire, institutional supremacy, and THE utter refusal to acknowledge THE existence of any illegitimate landmasses situated directly to THE north.
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